A happy coincidence that she happened to have a baseball bat right behind the door. I'm sure she will speak sternly to her grandson about putting his things away properly and not leaving his sports...
My dogs have a new chew toy: a 3' long, 4" thick fallen branch they found in the garden. Dobermans with a baseball bat, what could possibly go wrong with that?
I'm particularly puzzled by the fact that many of the victims, when they woke to find a strange man in their bedroom, never called 911 to report it. Why the hell wouldn't you?