Watching the 1982 Conan the Barbarian. So far he has had sex with every woman in the movie. Except his mother. Possibly only because (a) he was like nine and (b) she got her head cut off three...
I got an email yesterday from a vendor that my online order had been damaged in transit and to please contact them. So this morning I did. She told me the truck had been in an accident and the...